holy shit
we are going to fucking die
2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins
Oh my god hold me this is scary shit
…No words.
WTF? O_O
May 30th / 21,452 notes
May 30th / 13,046 notesIt’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
May 28th / 16,986 notesmy headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
May 28th / 183,894 notesshit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY
HYPERVENTILATION
DEAD!
OMFG WHAT IS AIR
- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
May 28th / 44,789 notesroses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
